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Eat My Shorts

Three Men On Tour: 28

The lights pulsed in time with the music. Harry was dominating the dance floor, I was at the bar collecting another round of drinks. Over in the corner, I could see George holding forth....

Katie and the Grue

One day, a Grue jumped out on Katie from under the bed. “Rargh!” said the Grue. “Hello,” said Katie. “Do you want to play tea parties?” “No,” said the Grue, “I want to eat...

Three Men On Tour: 27

“See, I told you it wouldn’t take you long to go and get them,“ said the bouncer, handing back our passes. “Don’t worry. You haven’t even missed the opening speech.“ He stood back and...

Big Cat

(Bbbring. Bbbring) Hello. Well yes, this is Whipsnade Zoo. How can I help you? You’ve found a cat? And you think it might be one of ours? Well, you see, we don’t tend to...

Three Men On Tour: 26

We snuck down to reception via the stairs. The lift doors were in full view of the entrance to the conference room, so we couldn’t come down that way, but the stairs exited to...

Three Men On Tour: 25

Dinner passed otherwise without incident. Harry made a show of ordering the best wine on the menu, and we made a show of appreciating it. Then, after dinner, I mentioned the free bar at...

Privacy

25th May 2012: New Cookie Law Makes Europe Safest Place to be Online | New York Times Wayne Dvorjak, June 1st 2012 Went online today. Chaos. All my favourite sites are forcing me to...

The straight and narrow

It was a bright and breezy day when Tom Hobbes decided to burn down his shop. This was a fortunate coincidence since a wet rainy day would have made the building difficult to light....