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Corona Diary: Stay Safe

It’s very hard to measure something that doesn’t exist. Unlike Terry Pratchett’s Pork Futures Warehouse, virtual existence has no presence, requires no storage, and cannot be counted. This makes it very difficult to sell...

Corona Diary: Jesus Christ

Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold. Well, you wouldn’t expect a bank holiday to actually be sunny, would you?We spent Easter upholding the old traditions. In other words, we ate chocolate and watched Jesus Christ...

Corona Diary: I want to be a lawn

It’s the Easter Bank Holiday so, naturally, my thoughts have turned to gardening. Today I was out there with my lawn rake and my secateurs looking every inch a complete Titchmarsh.It’s a shame I...

Corona Diary: Days of Summer

The sun is finally back. Today, we decided to eat outside. Goose, naturally, had been outside since before first light and was now happily ensconced under the lavender bush, letting the radiant heat warm...

Review: One Man Two Guvnors

In a marvellous effort to bring the nation together, the National Theatre has broadcast a recording of One Man Two Guvnor’s as part of its National Theatre At Home series. This recording from James...

Corona Diary: Day 7

Saturday morning is the hardest day to get out of bed. This was always true, even when you could convince yourself there were places to go. There’s always things to do though, so up...